Awoke at o' dark thirty this early
morn . . . minus one degree!
I uttered something like fuck this,
or some such and then realized,
I don't need this particular f-word
any more. I have a new one!
Gained a pound . . . freeze that!
Ran out of ice cream . . . freeze it!
Phone doesn't work . . . freeze it
to hell and back again!
Sooooo HATE the wife beaters,
child molesters, rapists on the news
of late . . . freeze them and the horse
they rode in on!!!
Freeze this! I'm going back to bed!
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