Got me a check from the IRS
in the mail yesterday. Let me out
a hoot and holler that the whole
neighborhood could hear! Said
to myself, "Well, it's about time!"
Then, made the mistake of opening
the envelope . . . and there before
me, a check . . . wait for it . . . for
$2.76!!! Good thing there wasn't a
mattress in the middle of the road,
I'd have fainted and most likely
gotten run over!
Been thinking non-stop what I'm
going to do with my new fortune!
Hawaii comes to mind; always
wanted to visit. New car? I mean
pickup . . . black, of course. Or,
maybe throw a party. That would
be kind of fun!
But, in looking at the entire picture,
holding said check in my hand,
think I could sponsor, let's see . . .
Naught! NADA!! N O T H I N G!!!
Hey, feel free to ask me for a loan!!!
Need a quarter? A dime? A nickel?
I'm your guy!!!
Guess, I'll just put it up on the fridge
and sneer at it from time to time.
my tale of the day
laughs at a dime a dozen
color me tickled
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