December falls under the
category of admonishment
for moi . . .
I have enough DON'TS I
could write another set of
Ten Commandments!
1) Don't spend shekels you
don't have.
2) Don't eat too much holiday
food.
3) Don't drink every day and
don't drink too much.
4) Don't use paper plates;
wash the dishes already.
5) Don't go out unless in dire
need.
6) Don't wrap presents; place
in bags as they are reusable.
7) Don't forget to send Yule
cards.
8) Don't drive on usual party
times.
9) Don't burn the house down;
watch that fire.
10) Don't let the mice in; it's
cold outside and they're waiting
in line to come in.
I know I complained about Nov,
but maybe we could go back to
it for just a few more days!
Or . . .
We could just skip winter entirely!
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